Floor Guy: Hi Nikilee, I’ll be coming by later with floor samples, what kind of floor do you want me to bring
Me: Brown wood
FG: Brown wood? Dark, light, wood or laminate?
Me: uhhhh dark and laminate I guess??!!
FG: Are you asking me?
Me: Listen, I like dark wood and I’m cheap, so no real wood, just the kind that goes click clack, click clack
FG: are you quacking??
Me: No I’m snapping wood together…you don’t like my sound effects
FG: I think you’re crazy
Me: I’ve been told that before. OH my contractor said it has to be minimum 12 cm
Me: are you sure??
FG: measure 12 cm with your fingers – is that how thick you want your floor??
Me: *pausing to measure* okay ya I am pretty sure he said 12 mm.
FG: I’ll come by soon with samples, please make sure your contractor is there!
Me: You’re the boss, boss!
FG: First rule of doing a renovation Nikilee – you are the boss!
Me: Really, so why does my contractor need to be there? I’m the boss!
FG: I’m glad we are friends…I won’t take advantage of your foolishness. Have the contractor there – trust me.
Me: sigh, okay fine 😦
I know I am a girl, and I have never done anything like this before, but lately, I have felt incredibly stupid…lol